53 Mind-boggling Puns Only a Math Geek Can Understand

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
― Albert Einstein

When it comes to icebreakers, there is nothing better than a witty pun, provided you want to have a puntastic impression.

No matter what time of the day it is, we are always up for a good pun! Combining hilarious play on words with some amount of math, we'll manage to crack up every geeky bone in you.

So sit back, maybe with a good helping of Pi (pie), take a few minutes and let the nerdy juices flow, because the limit to punny humor is infinite.

It doesn't really matter if you suffer from math phobia or just can't have enough of math, these puns are sure to make you laugh exponentially!

✠ Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't you dare ask Y.

✠ Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

✠ Loving Math puns is the first sine of madness.

✠ There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.

✠ How much is the pie? For you it's 3.14.

✠ What do mathematicians use in their fireplace? Natural logs!

Wife: How do I look?
Husband: cosec C/ cot C

Q: Who do we love?
A: sin B/ tan B

Dear Pi,
Do you mind being a bit rational every now and then!

Q: What do you call a male mathematician back from a vacation in Hawaii?
A: A tanned gent

Q: What does the cat say?
A: μ

✠ I love my v shoes!

✠ I used to hate math, but then I realized that decimals have a point.

✠ When you miss math class way too often, it starts adding up.

Q: Which movie do mathematicians love to watch?
A: Snakes on a plane.

Q: Which movie did the mathematicians find gripping?
A: Life of Pi

Q: Did you eat something?
A: √ -1 23 Ʃ Pi

Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
A: Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they find a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on a plane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer..."

There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.

Q: What is the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z"?
A: Pi.z.z.a

When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies "We can't multiply, we're adders" - so Noah builds them a log table.

Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.

Complex numbers can be fun to hangout with until someone loses an "i".

An astronomer, a biologist, and a mathematician are traveling through Scotland. The astronomer spots a black sheep. He remarks, " All sheep are black in Scotland." to which the biologist replies, "actually sheep in Scotland are generally black in color".

The mathematician replies, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears to be black from here some of the time."

Q: Why did the topologist's marriage fail?
A: He thought arbitrary unions were open.

As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

Q: What do mathematicians call retirement?
A: The Aftermath

✠ Even though we tried to integrate ourselves over and over again, my e x just doesn't seem to change.

✠ The group of mathematicians ordered some Pi for dessert.

✠ If you really don't get puns, there is a chance that you might be obtuse!

✠ Hey wanna hear something funny about limits?
Does not exist!

✠ Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.

✠ The mathematician is a good dancer, he has algorithm.

✠ Some mathematicians are apprehensive to cosine a loan.

✠ My math teacher has 11 children, she surely knows to multiply!

✠ All big dreams don't begin with Y, they begin with Y0.

✠ There are 10 kinds of mathematicians in the world..... Those who understand Binary, and those who don't.

Q: Did you hear the one about the mathematician?
A: Probably....

Q: What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

✠ Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.

✠ Mermaids wear algebras.

✠ Three out of two people have trouble with fractions.

Q: Did you hear about the murderous mathematician?
A : He went on a killing spree with a pair of axis!

Q: Why was the fraction skeptical about marrying the decimal?
A : Because he would have to convert.

Q: What do Canadians use to help solve certain differential equations?
A : The Lacross Transform.

Q: How do you keep warm in a cold room?
A : You go to the corner, because it's always 90 degrees.

Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?
A : A protractor.

A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"
B: "log cabin."
A: "Nope, houseboat―you forgot the C."